mityarostrokovich:

Shostakovich’s 11th symphony was on the radio at an eerily perfect time.

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humansofnewyork:
““I started selling when I was seventeen. I didn’t even have to look for customers. A bunch of my friends were squatting in an empty building near my house. And they all smoked. Plus they had people coming over all the time. Everyone...

humansofnewyork:

“I started selling when I was seventeen.  I didn’t even have to look for customers.  A bunch of my friends were squatting in an empty building near my house.  And they all smoked.  Plus they had people coming over all the time.  Everyone came to me.  It was the first real money I ever had.  I didn’t even know where to start spending.  I could buy real things: game consoles, clothes, all the stuff I’d never had before.  I got some $400 Jordan 9’s and only wore them twice.  The police don’t even care about it anymore.  An unmarked car stopped me while I was skating home last night.  They were searching for somebody who got in a fight.  When the detectives asked if I had weed on me, I told them ‘yes.’  And they weren’t even worried about it.  They let me go.  But I want to stop dealing soon.  I’m almost twenty-five.  I’ve got ten grand hidden under my bed.  But that doesn’t even seem like much money to me anymore.  I could make more, but I don’t want to start growing it.  I don’t want weight in my house.  And I don’t want to sell to people that aren’t my friends.  So there’s nowhere to go.  And I’ve wasted a lot of time.  The money made me complacent.  I’ve been dealing for six years, and I’ve got nothing on my resume.  All I did was work at Macy’s for two months during the holiday season.“


(Source: humansofnewyork)

homestuckorbust:

ectoimp:

So remember how I bought a motion activated night light for the toilet?
Well the cats seem to have discovered it. So I went to for a late night piss and was greeted to an ominous sight

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duel the guardian of the piss alter

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just-shower-thoughts:

Humans are so dangerous it literally took nukes to get them to calm down once

just-shower-thoughts:

If Bruce Wayne focused more on his company, job creation, better salaries, hiring more people, giving to charity, he’d probably do more good than as Batman.

thecryptocreep:

catchymemes:

Snowing at sea

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean???
Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

(Source: catchymemes, via surprisebitch)

surprisebitch:

nickjonasnipples:

me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working! 

me after work:  that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

THE BIGGEST RETAIL WORKER MOOD

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mapsontheweb:
“Average temperature in Russia in January.
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mapsontheweb:

Average temperature in Russia in January.

(Source: mapsontheweb)

hoktril:

hoktril:

the biggest mood of the night is the hulu support agent saying “wack” when i told him one of his solutions didn’t work. mitch r if you’re out there-

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VIXIV - A Board Game about Wildlife and the People who Manage it.

abirdkeeper:

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You may have herd me talk about this project before, but I’m proud to announce that VIXIV has just gone live on Kickstarter!

This project has consumed almost 3 years of my free time and my passion for wildlife and conservation education. So I am ecstatic that it is finally ready to pass on to all of you!

What Is VIXIV?

I’ll be brief here, but VIXIV is a competitive boardgame for 2-6 people. The players are interns in a wildlife department and must manage and grow their wildlife populations while competing with each other for limited resources and the attention of the ever coveted professional mentors.

To me, the most beautiful elements of this game is the fact that people can learn real world ecological processes and facts simply by playing. The animals are real species, the terrain and biomes are real, even the mentors are based off real important figures in the scientific field. 

If you want to know more about the game mechanics physical pieces, or if you have any questions, please click some of the links below and get in touch with us! If you have ever found yourself in the scientific, conservation, wildlife management or educational fields, please come check this game out, I promise you will not be disappointed!

Kickstarter
Instagram
Facebook

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Also, please reblog this post, I would love to share this project with as many people as possible and I’m not sure Tumblr’s algorithm is going to work with me 

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characterdesignreferences:
“Art by Vincent Nghiem‎
• November’s Theme: #Backpackers
• Presented by CDQ Magazine
Discover the artists of the Character Design Challenge community and the current Theme of the Month in our Facebook Group! And when you...

characterdesignreferences:

Art by Vincent Nghiem

Discover the artists of the Character Design Challenge community and the current Theme of the Month in our Facebook Group! And when you repost your design on our Patreon page, you can also win awesome prizes every month and choose the future themes!

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